My Mom and I were out shopping together (which was my first mistake). But it was her Birthday and I offered to buy her an outfit that didn't smell like warehouse.
Mom: I love these pants.
Me: Ok, great, add them to your pile.
Mom: No, I'm serious...you're never going to get me out of these pants.
Me: *blank look*
#facepalm
#shatmymomsays